If you want to see me shit myself at 15,000 ft watch this.
why do you bottom so much when you’ve been gifted with a luxury british salami-piece?
|—||What my friend has just messaged me saying…|
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
It’s beginning to get real awkward whenever people ask me why I haven’t got a boyfriend yet.
Girl in movie: "Led Zeppelin is like my favorite band!"
Guy in movie: "Wow. You're not like other girls."
Me: "I think I'm going to throw up."
Me, trying to flirt.
This is painfully true.